Monday, August 20, 2012

Why I cannot stand 50 Shades of Grey

...very attractive, i know. 

1. The characters talk like they are 20 something going on 90.
2. They are meant to be American but sound British.
3. The way the book is written is generally dry & crappy.
4. Mr. Grey is a controlling, psycho bastard and it pisses me off.
5. The fact that Ana can orgasm in 3.5 seconds from weird SHXT irritates me
6. I cant even progress past chapter 13 & I hate not finishing books
7. The sexual scenes are 
8. The hype surrounding the book makes me angry

I just hope the movie is good...the basic story is interesting...But I literally cannot sit 
and finish this book. Its too damn boring. Ive seen a lot of people say
they dislike the book but at the same time its addictive. I dont find it addictive at all.
Its just aggravating to me ! I wonder who they will cast for the movie.
Since Ana says 100,000 times in a few pages  that Mr. Grey is amazingly
 attractive...let me think for a moment who could be cast.

Im thinking a mixture of Jude Law, Robert Pattinson & Johnny Depp's intensity 
& acting skill...Does this person exist ?

I have no idea...who do you think should be Mr. Grey in the movie ?

Maybe a newbie...someone not already famous 


  1. I'm glad someone else was thinking this!

  2. i read the entire trilogy (and did reviews on them as well)and despite my reservations, i got caught up in it. i'm a total book junkie and allow my mind to roam and get involved with the book i'm reading!

    i agree with you - the book is very poorly written and a sexualised version of the twilight series. Christian sounds hot, but he is an arrogant psycho bastard version of edward cullen. ana is bella without her jacob and her ability to orgasm on every ocassion is crazy. the beauty of fiction eh?! lol

  3. lol! I'm glad not to be the only one who thinks this!! I finished the book after 3 months! and I hated it after reading like 30 pages! Ana is so dumb, and the way she's obsessed with this guy makes me want to slap her in the face!
    Love your blog! already suscribe to it! :)
    Greetings from Chile!